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Palin on SNL

  

MY NAME IS SARAH PALIN, YOU ALL KNOW ME,
VICE-PREZZY NOMINEE OF THE GOP,
GONNA NEED YOUR VOTE IN THE NEXT ELECTION,
CAN I GET A WHAT-WHAT FROM THE SENIOR SECTION!
McCAIN GOT EXPERIENCE,
McCAIN GOT STYLE,
BUT DON’T LET HIM FREAK YOU OUT
WHEN HE TRIES TO SMILE
CUZ THAT SMILE BE CREEPY,
BUT WHEN I’M V.P.,
ALL THE LEADERS IN THE WORLD GONNA FINALLY MEET ME!
 
HOW’S IT GO, ESKIMOS?
TELL TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW, ESKIMOS!
HOW YA FEEL, ESKIMOS?
TELL TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL, ESKIMOS!
ESKIMOS! ESKIMOS! ICE COLD! SUPER COLD!

I’M JEREMIAH WRIGHT CUZ TONIGHT I’M THE PREACHER,

I GOT A BOOKISH LOOK AND YOU’RE ALL HOT FOR TEACHER,
 
TODD LOOKING FINE ON HIS SNOW MACHINE,
SO HOT FOR EACH OTHER, NEED A GO-BETWEEN!
IN WASILLA, WE JUST CHILL BABY CHILLA
BUT WHEN I SEE OIL, IT’S …
DRILL BABY DRILLA!
 
MY COUNTRY ‘TIS OF THEE,
FROM MY PORCH I CAN SEE
RUSSIA AND SUCH.
 
ALL THE MAVERICKS IN THE HOUSE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP,
ALL THE MAVERICKS IN THE HOUSE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE HOUSE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP,
ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE HOUSE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!
 
WHEN I SAY OBAMA,
YOU SAY AYERS,
OBAMA!
AYERS!
OBAMA!
AYERS!
I BUILT ME A BRIDGE AND IT AIN’T GOING NOWHERE!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH.
McCAIN/PALIN
GONNA PUT THE NAIL IN
THE COFFIN … OF THE MEDIA ELITE!
SHE LIKES RED MEAT!
 
SHOOT A MUTHA HUMPIN MOOSE EIGHT DAYS OF THE WEEK,
NOW YOU’RE DEAD
NOW YOU’RE DEAD
CUZ I’M AN ANIMAL, AND I’M BIGGER THAN YOU
HOLDIN’ A SHOTGUN, WORKIN’ THE PUMP
EVERYBODY PARTY, WE GOING ON A HUNT
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
YO I’M PALIN I’M OUT!

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